Forever Resentful Mother

you're leaving me for a pokemon adventure? Like father, like son.

you're leaving me for a pokemon adventure? Like father, like son.  Forever Resentful Mother

You're the best thing that ever happened to me. Oh, sorry, I was talking to this glass of wine.

You're the best thing that ever happened to me. Oh, sorry, I was talking to this glass of wine.  Forever Resentful Mother

your friends made fun of you today at school? that's what you deserve for not spending friday night with me

your friends made fun of you today at school? that's what you deserve for not spending friday night with me  Forever Resentful Mother

Drinks a bottle of wine every night to sleep Sends me to Rehab for smoking pot

Drinks a bottle of wine every night to sleep Sends me to Rehab for smoking pot  Forever Resentful Mother

No Anal! (bottle of wine later) Fuck yeah anal!

No Anal!  (bottle of wine later) Fuck yeah anal!  Forever Resentful Mother

You're moving to Portland to further your career? I had a career once. then you were born.

You're moving to Portland to further your career? I had a career once.  then you were born.  Forever Resentful Mother

Suck my dick. Sure.

Suck my dick. Sure.  Forever Resentful Mother

Your sister gave you the cooties? Well, your father gave me the herpes.

Your sister gave you the cooties? Well, your father gave me the herpes.  Forever Resentful Mother

Joyfully proclaims that "WE" must go to Hawaii this year. Expects you to plan, book, and pay for the entire trip.

Joyfully proclaims that

Your father and I are divorced You don't deserve a happy relationship either

Your father and I are divorced You don't deserve a happy relationship either  Forever Resentful Mother
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