Jumpy Guinea Pig

Favorite pastime: pretend i'm starving to death

Favorite pastime: pretend i'm starving to death  Jumpy Guinea Pig

won't eat bananas this paper bag is delicious

won't eat bananas this paper bag is delicious  Jumpy Guinea Pig

wants attention runs away

wants attention runs away  Jumpy Guinea Pig

Wheeeeek wheek wheek wheek weeek *gnaws on the cage*

Wheeeeek wheek wheek wheek weeek
*gnaws on the cage*  Jumpy Guinea Pig

Was that a food bag? week week week week *gnaws on cage*

Was that a food bag? week week week week
*gnaws on cage*  Jumpy Guinea Pig

Hea bag, warble Hear human, go silent

Hea bag, warble Hear human, go silent  Jumpy Guinea Pig

Have no food in my bowl Let me flip every thing in my cage

Have no food in my bowl Let me flip every thing in my cage  Jumpy Guinea Pig

loves grass terrified of outdoors

loves grass terrified of outdoors  Jumpy Guinea Pig

Shit just got real!

Shit just got real!  Jumpy Guinea Pig

Someone stood up we're all gonna die

Someone stood up we're all gonna die  Jumpy Guinea Pig
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