Oblivious Suburban Mom

I'm pretty sure My son's favorite colors are red, green, and yellow He always wears shirts like that, with the Canadian flag over it.

I'm pretty sure My son's favorite colors are red, green, and yellow He always wears shirts like that, with the Canadian flag over it.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is really allergic to cats his eyes are always red when he comes home from his friend's house

My son is really allergic to cats his eyes are always red when he comes home from his friend's house  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son just went to bed and his web history is empty im so proud of him for not using the computer for a whole day

my son just went to bed and his web history is empty im so proud of him for not using the computer for a whole day  Oblivious Suburban Mom

....whoa (what was I doing again)

....whoa (what was I doing again)  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Son's trash can full of used tissues He must have really bad allergies

Son's trash can full of used tissues He must have really bad allergies  Oblivious Suburban Mom

why is everyone laughing? All i said was i love a hot and heavy load

why is everyone laughing? All i said was i love a hot and heavy load  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends say i'm a good FAP I'm Glad they think I'm a Freaking Awesome Parent

My son's friends say i'm a good FAP I'm Glad they think I'm a Freaking Awesome Parent   Oblivious Suburban Mom

Your room smells like a skunk Like that kind of weed that smells skunky

Your room smells like a skunk  Like that kind of weed that smells skunky  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons friends must know I do yoga They always want me to play twister with them

My sons friends must know I do yoga They always want me to play twister with them  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son must have dry skin he's been using a lot of lotion lately

My son must have dry skin he's been using a lot of lotion lately  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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